Even if you aren’t into baring your body, you can still sit in the “clothing optional” section, or you can sit near the border and enjoy the view. I recommend this beach to any beach lover. His large, square friend, however, felt the need to keep touching his junk and told my friend she has a nice ass, which was uncomfortable. He was nice, although uncomfortably brushed my leg a few times – with his hand (get your mind out of the gutter!). We only experienced one skeevey moment when a guy came over to invite us to a party there the following weekend. They would approach us and make conversation totally uninhibited by their nakedness. When spotting an attractive guy, she asked him how to reach the Fire Island Lighthouse, which can be accessed by the boardwalk from the Field 5 parking lot, or walking to the end of the beach. Often during our strolls, Julie, the birthday girl, would stop to make conversation. “Hey, was that Larry over there?” Was code for, “Look at that dude on the left’s penis!” To be fair, the water was really cold that day, which we took into account. When we saw something interesting, so as to not be rude by pointing, we devised a system: Larry = left, Roger = right, Stan = straight, Barry = behind. There were some people who were in some precarious positions, like the woman sitting on her boyfriend’s lap in the shallow water, a girl squatting to pee with friends standing around her (it looked like she was about to about to perform fellatio), and a guy getting a little excited during a back rub. There was a young couple canoodling in the surf, a guy chillin’ with his acoustic, people having cookouts, and a guy with a pierced penis playing paddle ball. It was actually a pretty “typical” beach atmosphere. As expected, there were a lot of old men with beer bellies and more hair on their balls than their heads, but there were many young people too. Strolling along the nude beach, we met and saw some interesting people with no tan lines. Birthday girl Julie practices good sun safety with shades and a wide-brimmed hat. They kindly invited us to come over during our next book club meeting to hang out in their hot tub – clothing optional, obviously. After getting over the initial awkwardness of speaking to a strange naked man who hasn’t bought me a drink, I found Jake and his wife to be really awesome, clearly outgoing people, who travel from Weston, CT to Robert Moses every weekend in the summer to enjoy some naked sunbathing. Sensing the apprehension of some of our more timid members, he got up out of his chair and gave one of them a big naked hug to break the ice. Upon arriving at the beach, we found Michelle’s naked neighbor, Jake, lounging in his beach chair. It is to this designated section of the beach that my infamous book club traveled to celebrate a member’s birthday and discuss the sexually explicit, yet well-written autobiography, The Sexual Life of Catherine M. For there, on the east end of Robert Moses, lies a designated “clothing optional” bathing section. Although family friendly, not all of the beach is heavily populated with kids – particularly, on the east end. There is a small playground near the entrance, a typical beach-food shack serving soft pretzels, fries, etc., and a golf course. Every bit as beautiful as Jones Beach, if not more so, Robert Moses boasts 5 miles of soft, sandy beach in which beachgoers can swim, surf, or fish. In the nude scene Ryan and Sandra's characters awkwardly run into each other naked, after Sandra's character Margaret runs away from a dog whilst the pair are staying at Andrew's family home in Alaska.Past Jones Beach, on the less populated, car accessible west end of Fire Island, sits Robert Moses State Park. In case you haven't seen The Proposal (what are you doing?) the film stars Sandra as a Canadian high powered editor-in-chief of a New York publishing company, who after discovering her visa application has been denied, blackmails her assistant Andrew (Ryan Reynolds) into marrying her for a green card. Yesterday (27th July) Ryan shared a clip from their 2009 movie together The Proposal to wish Sandra a 'happy birthday'. However, Ryan Reynolds has taken his friendship dedication to a whole new level by wishing his friend the Sandra Bullock 'happy birthday', by sharing a video of the pair in their birthday suits together on his Instagram. We all love sharing a birthday tribute to our friends on the 'gram, a cheeky throwback picture from school on the grid or a collage of all those nights out together on our Stories.
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